what you do on your own time's just fine: my imagination's much worse

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 Any and all resemblances to actual persons, living or dead, is purely intentional. Other people wear my flaws and features so much better.

(The grass isn’t simply greener; they water and nurture it while I let it dry and drown. I want four days of intensive care to make up for months of neglect. That is not how it works.)